Nutta Butta 

The lube used to jerk off with.

Lacy was going to kill her boyfriend. He’d been dipping into her expensive imported face cream to use as nutta butta again.

Adam couldn’t decide which nutta butta he wanted to use. The Astroglide, coconut oil, or the hand lotion...decisions, decisions.

Nutta Butta by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008

nutter 

Anyone who thinks that the fat oaf Boris Johnson was a good Prime Minister or that the smelly little paki named Khan is a good Londonistan Mayor .

Nutter..Man but that Londistan is full of nutters who voted for Johnson and the smelly little paki bloke .

nutter by Ihate pakis December 23, 2022

Toothpaste nuts 

when your testicles are impacted with such blunt force that they no longer retain shape; rather they have the viscosity of tooth paste.

the patient rode his mountain bike off such a high cliff that when the seat impacted his testicles the doctor had to diagnose him with toothpaste nuts

Toothpaste nuts by ernae August 18, 2011

Clancy's nuts 

A phrase meant to be used as a comparison for anything, with or without regard to the image itself. The phrase can be used in a comparison that makes sense to the literal meaning of the image--that is, there is a person named Clancy who has nuts (though "nuts" in itself can be interpreted as many things)--or in an abstraction.

It was raining harder than Clancy's nuts; The sky opened up like Clancy's nuts; I gotta pain that aches like Clancy's nuts; The man was as bald as Clancy's nuts; The woman had more shoes than Clancy's nuts; et al.

Clancy's nuts by Frank Cotolo November 10, 2008

Nutty coco 

A "crazy nigger". Often used in reference to the alcohol-induced insanity experienced by many Australian Aborigines. Popular amongst the prison population.

My stupid friend, Jimmy (not streetwise): "I'm gonna roll that cheeky fucking boong!"
Me (alert to the way of the street): "Whoa now, Jimmy! That coon is nutty coco!"
*Jimmy takes a cautionary step backward*

Nutty coco by Harriett Marionette September 13, 2008

nutty 

freaking super, extra CRAZY

Chelsea & I were gettin' hella nutty & giggin' to the music.

nutty by ahhhyeahhh June 13, 2011

on the nuts 

Exactly; squarely; precisely. Saying something is "on the nuts" is akin to saying it's accurate and "on the mark." The phrase arises out of the experience of getting hit in the nuts, which, when hit exactly or squarely on the nuts, is much more significant than otherwise. Thus, you say something is "on the nuts" when it is exact and precise.

"What time did you get there?" "7 o'clock, on the nuts."

on the nuts by Andyroo13 February 25, 2010