brown barton

A type of vibrator that is given to a friend as a gift. brown barton vibrator gift

"I really want to give Paige a brown barton for Christmas this year."

by Egg Yolk Sauce December 7, 2015

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Red or Brown Potato

Red: if you like red potatoes you’re a beast. Very outgoing and love being around others. Also very vibrant

Brown: if you like brown potatoes you are original and don’t depend on anyone else for anything. Independent while also quite boring

Why tf would you wanna be a brown potato, that means you’re boring. I would much rather be an interesting red potato. Red or Brown Potato?

by hmmmmdjdiskd April 16, 2021

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Brown coffee

When you have liquid diarrhea and can’t make it to the toilet, so you just use a coffee cup

He had brown coffee last night after his toilet was occupied

by FireFuego May 20, 2025

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kentucky hot brown

letting a turd log bake in the sun until it’s hardened then sandwiching it between two pieces of sourdough, smothering in gravy and consuming it

I’d like to serve my dad a kentucky hot brown!

by kentuckyhotbrownfan69 May 5, 2024

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Brown trout

When a poo smoothly slips out of yo ass without leaving poo stains on the toilet paper

Dude: "Hey Jerry, I hit the shitter earlier, and unleashed brown trouts!"
Jerry: "YOOhohooooww!! Out came the brown trouts!!!111!!11!"
Dude: "what the fuck?"
Jerry: "OOohhohhoo! I got a nice waft of that poo stench!! Yipeee!"

by Mountaineer007251 March 25, 2022

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Brown

An adjective used for people that got disillusioned very badly. You would usually turn, become or get brown. Like when someone shits on you. Since the color brown is associated with shit so you get brown.

"Haha! Why did you color suddenly change?! Oh yes, you got brown this time. Really optimistic of you to think they would go with your idea."

by NightLoneDigger February 19, 2021

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