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spotless monkey

This is where the vagina is clean shaven. This will usually have the taste of cod, but the texture of a leopards tongue
“Shiela has got a spotless monkey, I ate it and fingered her some.”
by FriedTasty September 21, 2019
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Monkey

offensive. lol dont ever call a black person thins unless u tryna get decked.
by icarlyfan69 September 22, 2021
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Cock Monkey Pro

where you grab ahold of a mans penis at the base with two hands and shake around on it like your life depends on kt
hay i just used the “cock monkey pro” on johnny and he loved it!
by AlaskinPipeliner February 23, 2021
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Howler Monkey

"TheOatmeal" online comics
"That guy who calls a meeting to avoid doing actual work. He never shuts up, challenges every opinion and opens just about EVERYTHING up for debate. He thinks he's helping but he's really just mindlessly shrieking into the jungle"
Person 1: Shit we have a meeting today at five with that ass hole Jim
Person 2: Oh you mean that Howler Monkey?
Person 1: Yup
Person 2: FACK
by Bad_Idea_Fairy January 15, 2015
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Old School Monkey

When they're just actin sush.
Ana's acting like a straight old school monkey tonight.
by Giggamungis April 25, 2023
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Anarchist Attic monkeys

The Anarchist Attic monkeys are just like the Artic Monkeys except Carolyn typed attic. We all made fun of her. But we love the name and we agree to be anarchist. It’s all guud tho.
The anarchist Attic monkeys are Carolyn, Manny, Jackie, Giulianna, piper, and Julian( Kevin if he wants
by Lil_manns February 10, 2021
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Monkey

When you randomly yell the word "monkey."
GayLord:MONKEY
GayBrother:What the Shit Balls?
by rebby1313 September 3, 2021
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