No Nut Year

So basically you can not nut for a whole year straight, but it is in chronological order. The year must be even, as it will start every time it is even. If the year odd for example (2023 to 2025), then you shall not be able to do it in order. YOU MUST COMPLETE THIS EVERY YEAR. The challenge will only end when it is pass new years and when it hits the odd year. (December 31, 2022 to Janurary 1st, 2023)

"Aw man, not again. Why oh why! Not No Nut Year!"

by Founder of No-Nut-Year May 16, 2023

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Sunk Nut Fallacy

When you are mid nut and suddenly hit with regret that the nut isn’t worth it but you already committed to it so you must go through with it.

I was halfway through a cringe hookup when I realized I wasn’t into it, but I’d already Ubered there and taken my socks off—sunk nut fallacy at its finest.

by Attic Tards April 5, 2025

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No Nut November

A month in which men become gods,

Aka,

Don’t nut for a whole month.
Masturbating or anything with sex is allowed in this month, but do NOT nut.

If you nut, you lose.

Man 1: How is your No Nut November going?

Man 2: Yeah! I haven't nutted in 2 weeks already!

by Luke McDuck November 1, 2018

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nut marathon

Busting nuts constantly

“Wyd this weekend?” “I’m just gonna have a nut marathon.”

by xxogaal November 10, 2022

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No Nut Year

No nut November but to an even greater extent. This time, you are not allowed to cum for an entire year, from January 1st to December 31st. If you fail, you will be deemed a social outcast for the rest of your natural-born life. You will be castrated, unable to produce even a single drop of cum, and unable to procreate. Can you survive? Good luck.

I heard that insert person's name lost No Nut Year, and he lost his balls and his family and friends.
Weak ass motherfucker.

by GyattDayum23 January 1, 2024

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