Skip to main content

Pseudo Double-Date 

When you have a best friend or good friend that is practically married to her boyfriend, never apart from him and you never get the chance to see the friend anymore, the only practical thing to do is set up a pseudo-double date. This type of date, is when you, yourself, have a lack of a serious boyfriend or someone you are currently hooking up with/exclusive with (pathetic, right) and there's no other way to see your friend without doing couple things. So, therefore, for this to be legit you must be going on your double date with the couple with a "questionable" friend- someone you clearly have no romantic interest/involvement with. That way, you can see your friend who you never ever see anymore, have fun with it (since its a pseudo double date and all)and laugh about how your friend is practically married and in denial and you're pathetic enough to have to ask some random questionable friend you'd never actually go out with on this double date. It's the new thing to do, when you have no one else and all your friends are basically engaged.
Kathy, my best friend, and Ted, her boyfriend, invited me to dinner with them for their usual early bird special at the local italian restaurant. I couldn't third wheel it so I asked my questionable friend, Brad, to be my pseudo double-date for the night. It worked out. They made out the whole night, and we just laughed at the whole thing.

triple double 

A form of group sex in which the woman has 2 cocks in the ass, 2 in the pussy and 2 in the mouth. Whereas this is difficult, it is possible.
Dude, I was lucky enough to be part of a triple double last night. The chick was such a whore.
triple double by Kastera1000 June 16, 2010

Triple-Double 

Triple-Double: Multiple penetration by six penises. Two penises in the mouth, vagina, and anus simultaneously.

Look at that Triple-Double, Mark and John took her mouth, Dan and Josh took her pussy, Scott and Jay took her ass!
Triple-Double by suite11fifty7 October 10, 2008

The Double Pumpkin 

An act in straight/gay intercourse in which two large men alternately pound the rectum of a small-framed woman/man, usually leaving the receiver with a red, swollen sphincter. The enlarged asshole resembles a gourd, giving it the apt title of a "pumpkin."

In this rare case, the damage is doubled, hence the name.
Julie approaches Barbara with a limp, nursing her ravaged body.

Julie: Last night Steve and Craig came over and jammed my bum tenfold.

Barbara: Ah, got The Double Pumpkin, eh?

Julie: Total double pumpkin action.

The Double 12 Pack 

A 12 Piece Bucket of KFC Chicken And A 12 Case of Beer, Preferably American.
Friend: ey man wtf u wanna do today?
You: Fuck it i got sum cash. lets get the double 12 pack.
Friend; ite 4sho then.
The Double 12 Pack by sublime42069 December 28, 2009

manual double stuff 

The act of separating two creme filled cookies and combining them to create one cookie with twice the creme.
Mom only bought regular oreos so I had to do a manual double stuff
manual double stuff by krisseric February 18, 2011