Brown hockey puck

When the sani-hut water is frozen and you take a shit, and it slides around.

My shit just slid around on the port o potty blue water, like a brown hockey puck

by cmglzr February 22, 2023

Brown spice

Rizz but for brown people (more so women). This sort of rizz is more feisty and tempting due to pent up libido shackled by curfews at home. Shy at first, seducers like this are quite feisty and energetic in bed or anything involving physical touch and affection. Give them enough attention, enough trust and honesty and you will be the one who’s under their flavourful concoctions.

“Be careful lol, she got that brown spice in her. You will addicted. Just don’t take it personally.”

by wisemusic July 9, 2023

Brown Crayon

when someone needs to take a number 2 and can not hold it.

I need to take a number 2 and if I do not hurry I will have a brown crayon in my pants.

by funnyguy211 February 11, 2010

Brown Whitney

It’s when she’s doggy style and he rams it in her butt so hard she hits the high notes

Dude, I did the brown Whitney on her, and I swear it was like Whitney Houston in the Bodyguard when she hit the high notes.

by Buttstufd4life July 3, 2021

Brown-neck

A black person who calls themselves brown & does redneck/hillbilly like things.

Q is such a brown-neck hunting & fishing all day & when not on the farm.

by Arrow226 May 12, 2025

brown zamboni

When you forego cleaning your anus for multiple weeks, only to pull down your pants at the ice skating arena (usually on a date) and drag your butt across the entire ice surface like a dog scooting. The skidmarks create a nice contrast against the white ice surface.

Pat had a terrible time on his date.....they went ice skating..

"but at least he got to perform his brown zamboni before driving her home..."

by Brown Zamboni January 24, 2025

Brown Comet

A Brown Comet is when a Brown Meteor becomes airborne after swinging it around.

James: A Brown Comet hit the back of my head.

Lucas: Send a pic.

by DUNC3 March 4, 2025