Cheese Lord 

Symptoms usually 2 or more of the following:
Tells bad dad jokes
Wears a suit all the time
Listens to bad jazz to feel classy
Considers himself charming
Basically William Shatner

That guy's a reeeeal cheese lord.

Cheese Lord by soundless scream March 3, 2019

Cheese Whore 

Someone who will leave you for cheddar cheese, a dog who wants cheese from their owner but get's called a cheese whore. (true story)

Olive, you fecking cheese whore.

Cheese Whore by The Cheese Whore March 5, 2019

cheese 

The holiest form of substance known to man, existing on all dimensions.

Cheese tastes good.

cheese by Lady Sparta March 6, 2019

Cheese Dick 

A cheese dick is a super gross uncircumcised penis that hasn’t been washed in a long ass time. It gets crusty and gross under the foreskin.

Girlfriend: you better not have cheese dick

Guy: don’t worry, I washed it today

Cheese Dick by Benis36 March 10, 2019

Cheese-balls

A ginger's pube covered balls

"I received dick pictures from Ed Sheeran. I didn't want those cheese-balls!!!!"

Cheese-balls by youngmandyfromdabronxeeeeeeeee March 13, 2019

cheese discovery 

When you lose a cheese but then you find it again later in a nook or cranny and have an unexpected, tasty treat.

I had a cheese discovery while cleaning my room today.

cheese discovery by Webster'sDictionaryOffical March 14, 2019

Cheese’d 

The sexual act of rubbing cheese on someone’s body

James cheese’d Isabel last night

Cheese’d by Cragiy March 31, 2019