A scheme using the internet to shit on a person or business out of malice or spite. Similar to a simple smearing, but involving greater organization and falsehoods to most harm a reputation. particularly popular among Karen and other "let me talk to the manager" types.
She received cold french fries at the restaurant so she and her friends began browning the establishment by posting reviews claiming rat infestation and human trafficking.
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Definition of brown mode:
: a 21th century philosophical movement that embraces the non-competitive bodybuilding lifestyle as well as other various activities such as enjoying prime ribeye steaks, collecting guns, moving to south Florida and gardening. (also known as "browning it out")
Definition of brown mode:
: a 21th century philosophical movement that embraces the non-competitive bodybuilding lifestyle as well as other various activities such as enjoying prime ribeye steaks, collecting guns, moving to south Florida and gardening. (also known as "browning it out")
Ethan: "Hey, what's Matt been up to lately? How's he doing?"
Mike: "He's not too bad. He got a Ferrari and moved off to South Florida to be a non-competitive bodybuilder. He's living in total 'brown mode'. He's just 'browning it out'."
Matt: "Hey ladies, who wants tickets to the gun show!?"
Mike: "He's not too bad. He got a Ferrari and moved off to South Florida to be a non-competitive bodybuilder. He's living in total 'brown mode'. He's just 'browning it out'."
Matt: "Hey ladies, who wants tickets to the gun show!?"
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Girlfriend: oh, nobody *gives boyfriend a kiss*
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She’s a “brown sugar salmon”
by Pear6 June 23, 2021
Get the Brown sugar salmon mug.This theory covers the principle that you have some people who are incompetent but get promoted anyway due to arrogance, self-belief and ignorance of their own capabilities and limitations. Their self-belief comes across as confidence and skill during short interview exposure where real skills are not challenged or tested thoroughly. Ultimately they become a manager. They try to exert control over all future situations, despite a lack of informed knowledge.
These employees float up to the top of an organisation, repeating the same process. and this is why there is a layer of shit often floating at the top, underneath which capable employees become exhausted and disgruntled.
This in essence is the Polystyrene Brown Management Theory.
It gains its name from some simple principles. If placed in water, Polestyrene will float to the top, pushing everything out of its way to get there, where it refuses to sink, is bad for the environment and is generally just shit. Inhibiting the necessary light needed for employee growth underneath where they are left in a less oxygen-rich environment, unable to get the necessary straws to aid breathing, due to the budget cuts imposed by said Polystyrene Brown Management.
The environment that the employee is left to work in starts to turn brown, and everywhere they look they feel they are surrounded by shit.
These employees float up to the top of an organisation, repeating the same process. and this is why there is a layer of shit often floating at the top, underneath which capable employees become exhausted and disgruntled.
This in essence is the Polystyrene Brown Management Theory.
It gains its name from some simple principles. If placed in water, Polestyrene will float to the top, pushing everything out of its way to get there, where it refuses to sink, is bad for the environment and is generally just shit. Inhibiting the necessary light needed for employee growth underneath where they are left in a less oxygen-rich environment, unable to get the necessary straws to aid breathing, due to the budget cuts imposed by said Polystyrene Brown Management.
The environment that the employee is left to work in starts to turn brown, and everywhere they look they feel they are surrounded by shit.
Polysterene Brown Management Theory
"I have been working in this company for 23 years, and we don't need to change or adapt to any of these dumbfounding IT security principles or ideas you have, if you don't like it then leave!!!!" - said David.
"Well David, that's some "Polysternene Brown Management Theory" bullshit right there you useless bag of limp dicks" - replied Kevin.
"I have been working in this company for 23 years, and we don't need to change or adapt to any of these dumbfounding IT security principles or ideas you have, if you don't like it then leave!!!!" - said David.
"Well David, that's some "Polysternene Brown Management Theory" bullshit right there you useless bag of limp dicks" - replied Kevin.
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