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Jack Hansen

Really tall guy who gets into drama 24/7. Hold onto your retention fee, because you'll need a lawyer after he's done with you. I loved his Spanish class.
Boy that Jack Hansen fellow sure is litigious (unreasonably prone to go to law to settle disputes.
"our increasingly litigious society").
by Chillbloney February 15, 2023
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Jack Chi

A mixed dog breed between a Jack Russell terrier and Chihuahua.
A Jack Chi! What an amazing dog breed.
by Ritacca February 15, 2023
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Jack Holubowski

Alpha male with a fat cock. Has absurd sexual rizz and is sometimes called the Rizzler. Known for being a tall, chiseled, sexy ginger… with a MASSIVE cock. Fucks pussy real good
P1: Hey do you know Jack Holubowski?
P2: Yeah, he has a massive cock
by Dragonslayer69_69 February 19, 2023
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Jack

Jack is a lovely person. Often he would have a short beard wiv black (sometimes curly hair), and would sometimes look like he lives in a cave. Other charateristics of a person called Jack include them getting in a bad mood from time-to-time, but would often have a great big smile!

Jacks also may have a tendancy to listen to Spack Music
My cousin Spack No.1 is called Jack (he is a Spack!)
by Jack Spank9049 February 23, 2023
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Jack-pot

Da "motherlode" of weed-plants dat da hill-climbing male teenager located and shared wif Jill, causing said vagina-equipped hiking-companion to disregard biological common sense and agree to "do something" wif her fellow climber of small mountains, and then become a "little mother" as a result.
In da modern-day parody on da super-famous Mother Goose rhyme, Jill may indeed have felt like she'd "hit da Jack-pot" when her "neck and giblets"-possessing walking-chum showed her da patch of Mary Jane dat he'd been cultivating, but she sure-as-shootin' didn't feel so lucky a short while after said horny stud had inserted one of said located-between-his-legs implements into her love-tunnel, when her abdomen started to swell!
by QuacksO February 25, 2023
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Jack standing

Dude, i walked in on my roommate last night and he was in his bedroom naked & Jack Standing by his computer
by Anonymous-person February 25, 2023
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Jack

Jack is a very humorous guy who may have black (sometimes curly) hair, with some facial hair, and looks like he lives out of a cave. The music he may listen to can consist of old rock, and alt-rock/indie music.

Despite him being funny, his anger or frustration may get the better of him at times, especially because of video games or someone else's incompetence.

A Jack may also be a certified Spack who may spank him self reguarly (see Spack No.1)
Spank the leg Jack, and don't ya come back no more, no more, no more, no more. Spank the leg Jack, and don't ya come back no more!
by Jack Spank9049 February 25, 2023
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