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metal head 

A metallic replacement glans for a penis that has rotted away due to such STDs as clamhydaherpacrabs(sic.) and gonosyphillaids.
Jake: "I was thinking the other day: all my best friends are metal heads,"
Storm: "Well you do look a lot like Ian McKellen,"
Jake: "Why should that have anything to do with it?"
Storm: "This is why me and you never get down and dirty Jake - you're such a dumbass,"
metal head by cheddarfloor April 21, 2005
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footy head 

footy head - dicks,unintelligent,moronic,bitches,wana be,try hard losers who grab each others balls while thinking they r good at sport and girls. this is not everyone that plays footy as most of them are cool. dick fucks.
Harry Dawson and casey akinson
"haha ratty"
hugh"
hahahahahahaha ...................Footy
.........hay...........Footy" etc."im a dick nob"
footy head by James November 22, 2004

snake head

to give another person a blowjob while they are sleeping or passed out, such as being sneaky like a snake.
Yea he passed out so i jus snake headed him.
snake head by big daddyZ December 23, 2008

Turtle Head

When you moon someone and do a fart and a piece of shit sticks out then pops back.
Turtle Head by Teadrinker May 29, 2009

Mullet Head 

Someone who has a mullet that is above average or to the extreme. Sezomg.
Mullet Head by bifdaddi July 30, 2009