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cuss words 

Words that have been deemed inappropriate and you dont normally hear in public or "normal" conversation. Fun to use and you get to watch people over-react when you scream "FUCK" at the top of your lungs.
fuck, shit, cock, titties, boner, muff, pussy, asshole, cunt, ass, cockfoam, dicksmoke, nigger, clit, clitoris, clit chewer, anul rocket, whore, bitch, BARBRA STREISAND, and more to come.

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cuss words by Reverend FootJoy July 14, 2004
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inappropriate words 

sex, cum, penis, ass, pussy, vagina, tits/boobs, 69
oh dude I love inappropriate wordseveryone should use them all the timeand if you don't know what onemeans look it up on the urban dictinary
inappropriate words by 69isbest January 21, 2022

just accept my words already 

pleeeeeeaaaaaassssseeee

One Wording 

v. When an annoying person won't stop texting another, so the person being annoyed responds with one word, fast answers. Usually ineffective because the other person is so dense.
That girl was really bugging me, so I one worded her until she got the hint and stopped talking to me.

ex: Annoying Girl: Hey!:) OMG it's been likee ferever since we've talked!!!!!

Me: yeah!

A.G: So like when's the next time you'll be able to hang out???

Me: idk

A.G: LOL! Stop that!!!!

Me: what

A.G: Stop one wording me!!!! LOL it's so cute when you do that! hahahaha

Me: okay

A.G:...

(To myself) yesss....pwned.
One Wording by Tomtate July 28, 2009

wordsperm 

The stage of a new word between its first few uses and the time that it is popularly accepted. Often during this stage, the new word will evolve and mutate definitions, parts of speech, and, occasionally, spelling.
While the term "blog" was still a wordsperm, Glenn Reynolds created his "Instapundit" website, which would soon become one of the most popular blogs on the Internet.
wordsperm by President Handell January 16, 2005
A last name, generally for a family of winners.
W is for winner, and it's also for Worden, so Wordens are winners.
Worden by elblondo September 22, 2011

teacher's wordplay

A joke made by school teacher with the aim of threatening his/her pupils in a stylish manner. These jokes fall flat on their face 100% of the time and only result in the class taking the teacher even less seriously. This disciplinary technique was pretty much outdated before they even started using it, yet still it is resorted to by teachers across the globe who can't control a class for shit.
Examples of teacher's wordplay:

Teacher: "OK, I can see we're having a lovely discussion here... perhaps you can come back and continue your lovely discussion at lunchtime!"
Pupils: "Ha, good one sir."

Teacher: "Right, if you keep talking, you'll be talking your self into a detention."
Pupils: "Ouch, that was cold blooded, sir."

Teacher: "Well, you're all chatting away, so you must all be finished! I guess it's time I set you some extra work!"
Pupils: "Ha, excellent wordplay, sir."

Teacher: "Odd, I asked for silence, but that's not my idea of silence."
Pupils: "I bet it isn't, sir!"

Teacher: "You haven't quite got the hang of being quiet. Maybe we can come back at lunchtime and practice it?"
Pupil: "Ha-de-fucking-ha, sir."