Bard Time

Spending an inordinate amount of time composing a clever and well-timed email reply.

Dog, that Samantha sure got in my head. Had to do some bard time to escape solitary.

by Ubuge June 29, 2011

Chamber time

A time when you pull a girl's dress over their head and yours, when they need to tell you something they are hiding from you.

1) Guy: "Juliet, whats with you?" "Nothing" (she lies). *Swoossh* "CHAMBER TIME!!"

2) Guy: "Juliet, why are you being such a bitch?" Juliet: "I'M NOTT!!!" (again she lies).
*Swoosshh* "CHAMBER TIME!!"

by oli.moretti August 23, 2011

Urban Dictionary time!

Said by Spack No.2 when he see or hears a slang word he is yet to understand

*Sees a post on the internet about someone getting off "the zaza"

Spack No.2: "Right, Urban Dictionary time!

by Jack Spank9049 January 14, 2023

Time meow

RIGHT FUCKING NOW... but cutely :3

Team leader: Hey First Sergeant wants to see you in his office Time Meow
Private: ah fuck

by esyaboiandrew January 18, 2023

Demon time

This means of this is a person always on demon time and always single or taken at a bad time

Marsav always on demon time

by Marsav January 19, 2023

story time

"Story time" is a phrase that is often used to describe an occasion when someone tells a story or a group of stories, typically to an audience of children or adults. This can be done in a classroom setting, at a library, or at home. It can also refer to the time set aside for reading or listening to stories, for example, before bedtime for children. The term can also be used more generally to describe a period of time during which a person recounts a series of events or experiences, it can be a formal or informal way of sharing experiences, memories, or information.

Joe: Hey Bob, what are you doing tonight?

Bob: Not sure yet, why?

Joe: I was thinking of having a story time at my place. My kids love it when I read to them, and I thought it might be fun for us to do something like that together.

Bob: That sounds like a great idea. I haven't had a good story time in ages.

Joe: Awesome, I'll text you the address. We can grab some snacks and drinks, and make it a real event.

Bob: Sounds like a plan. Can't wait!

Joe: Me too, see you tonight!

by dwdwefewf January 21, 2023

jale time

A period in da clink dat you hafta serve for abusing a substance of some kind. In America it refers to illegal drugs, but in da U.K. it could mean simply dat you tossed back too many tall frothies (i.e., pints of "ale") at da local pub.

Andy Capp occasionally has to do jale time for staggering about on his way home after having had Jackie re-fill his tankard too often.

by QuacksO January 27, 2023