Rice penis 

1.) A street name for a disease that causes speckles on the penis
2.) small penis

"you hook up with John?"
"no I heard he has rice penis"

Rice penis by BabyMonster May 5, 2013

the phantom penis 

A scary frigging flash game in which a woman is abducted by aliens and you press a bar at the bottom of the screen to have oral sex or to anal probe and the like seriously WTF! And has mock characters like Hand Solo and Spewie, gauranteed to freak you out!

random guy: did you play the phantom penis last night?

random guy 2: yeas, it was freaky

random guy: lol

the phantom penis by WTFscarygameAAAAAAHHHHHHH! July 8, 2009

IT Penis 

The macho bravado exhibited by IT personnel. Often times, the size of ones IT penis is determined by the amount of knowledge one has.

Out of the way, noob. Let a real man handle this. You have the smallest IT penis I've ever seen.

IT Penis by OneCurlyFry July 30, 2007

average penis length 

Your dick should be 14in erect when your 17. Just like mine. If its not. Then you have got a problem.

The black dude from freaks of cock average penis length is 14 in."Its about to be Hiroshima up in here!" "Ohhh she know what shes doing" "Hey no more blue balls"

average penis length by I be dat dude December 5, 2009

Parched Penis

After a long period of not peeing, your next piss includes the sensation of your pee tube becoming wet again after a long while of dryness and urine drought.

Guy 1: Dude, I haven't peed since I got on the plane.

Guy 2: Parched Penis?

Guy 1: Most definitely.

Parched Penis by urbanmonkey7 April 20, 2011

desert penis 

A penis that has not been used for sex or masturbation or touched by anybody else for a period of time.

A penis that's not been touched by anybody but the person himself in a non sexual way is "Desert Penis".

desert penis by pgdragon September 16, 2013

Mystery Penis 

To have sex with a man while blindfolded.

Robbie likes mystery penis.

Mystery Penis by GODSMACK May 20, 2014