jack out the weasel

When you beat your meat or somebody else beats it for you. Jerkin the gerkin.

She said she would jack out the weasel and then we would watch Futurama.

by senior jota April 10, 2023

jack low

This ones interesting
A Jack low is a body shot of Jack Daniels taken from a woman's vigina or bum hole.

When your friends ask if the want to take a Jack low shot, you know the party's over...

Picture the scene, your at your mates 22 birthday party and the House lit.
( your buddy Drake who you're okay friends with only because you know that he's into some weird shit ): "yo lets step this house up with some Jack low shots!"

by Big man john March 4, 2017

Jacked up

Used commonly in bridal TV programmes to describe adding accessories to enhance the look. When a bride finds a dress that she likes, the consultant may offer to jack her up, meaning to add all the accessories like tiara and veil so that she can visualise how she may look on her wedding day.

Bride-to-be: I love this wedding dress.
Consultant: Would you like to see it jacked up?

by FireflyScotland May 22, 2021

Ramble Jack

A term used when you are partying.Ramble meaning cup and the Jack is a call sign

Dude I’m bouta be so ramble Jack

by ramblejack44 September 1, 2022

'Gander Jack

Basically a Michigander Jack o' lantern. It is a Jack O' Lantern carved from a parsnip instead of a pumpkin. The original jack o lantern in the folklore was a parsnip so it continues the tradition. Sometimes the leftover parsnip trimmings are used to make Pastys which are a regional dish

I carved some 'Gander Jacks with my parents last weekend. Our porch is looking very festive now and we made some kick ass Pastys

by BabyShrekdoo-doo-doo-doo September 12, 2022

Australian jack in the box

The act of a man inserting his penis into a newborn while it’s in the process of being born

Keshawn celebrated the birth of his daughter with an Australian jack in the box.

by Kmandoggiestyle September 16, 2019

Jack

Jack is an all- around good guy. He will make you laugh in-till you cry and immediately you will enjoy his presence and being around him. The name sometimes has a bad reputation as "jackass" but when you get to know jack you will like him. Jack has hobbies that a lot of people can relate with and has one main hobby that they love above all. Get to know a jack and I guarantee you will like them.

Man everyone loves that guy jack.
He gives off so much good energy

by California guy January 28, 2021