chili dog snowball

its when you fuck a bitch in the ass and then you cum in her mouth and then she spits it back into your mouth and then you spit it back in her mouth and then she swallows it

i gave mary a chili dog snowball last night and she had fun

by zapunuts September 1, 2006

Blue Dog Democrat

1. A politician who represents corporate interests and wealthy individuals rather than the interests of middle and working class Americans and chooses to run as a Democrat rather than Republican either because his state or district will not elect a Republican or he has convinced the wealthy he would do a better job protecting their money than the GOP alternative. 2. A Democrat who puts the interests of corporations and wealthy individuals ahead of the progressive ideals of the Democratic Party and ahead of even the success of the party as a whole. 3. A Democrat who calls himself a moderate when in fact he is an extremist in protecting moneyed interest and is to the right of the overwhelming majority of the American people and even his own constituents.

The difference between a Republican and a Blue Dog Democrat is the same as that between an Almond Joy and a Mounds. Republicans have nuts (religious & gun-toting racists), Blue Dogs don't.

by F Delano R September 10, 2009

dog and pony show

when two or more people or organizations pretend to have a very public grievance with each other in order to create publicity and buzz for their product/service, etc.
Pro wrestling is full of dog and pony act story-lines.

Tito Ortiz made a bunch of rude comments to Ken Shamrock, and Ken lost it and nearly started a fight at the press conference. I know they hate each other, but it's really just a dog and pony show to drum up interest in the fight.

by Fartblossomforyou September 7, 2011

dog food gangsta

the mature reply when a dork tries to speak slang with you out of urban ignorance.

DORK: yeah, that be tight, dawg foo yawg gangsta!

YOU: Pardon me, did you just call me a dog food gangsta?

by Nikki November 4, 2004

curb your dog

"Curb" is an acronym for Clean Up Right Behind. No one likes to step in dog poo. So land owners post this sign to to remind you to pick up after your dog.

As Cindy saw the "Curb your dog" sign, she realized she forgot her bags and went home to get them.

by cleanup626 January 9, 2015

alaskan snow dog

When somebody shits in a condom, freezes that, and than uses that as a dildo.

We had no dildo to use, so I used an Alaskan Snow Dog.

by KoolKidKlan August 5, 2007

Mad Dog

The common name for a rabid female creature that lives in the hills of Orinda, Ca and drives a small, blue Honda. This creature preys on the lives and feelings of high school aged public speakers, which she enjoys covered in fermented salad dressing and stinking shrimp. She is extremely dangerous and may be identified by the overuse of the words \"accurate\" (pronounced akrit) and \"enunciate,\" the misuse of the phrase \"in other words,\" or by the repetitive scratching of a large mole on the back of her neck. Methods of attack include giving the evil eye, talking about her grandchildren or her 5 marriages, or petitioning the board of the NFL. Take caution as she has been known to wear sundresses that cause blindness unless eye protection is worn.

Also known as \"Ecrats the Ogre\" and \"the devil incarnate.\"

\"Somebody watch the window to see when Mad Dog is coming back!\"
-Anonymous student

\"The principal hates Mad Dog, but he can\'t do a damn thing because of her tenure!\"
-Vice Principal at OPI

\"Mad Dog\'s from your school? I know exactly who you\'re talking about! What a *****!\"
-Random Public Speaker from Florida (no joke)

by 5th Year Veteran April 26, 2005