A canine cunt is any sort of bimbowench ho that often has fake tits and a designer purse. She always has to have her retarded little dog with her as a fashion accessory.
Sam and I saw the most ridiculous canine cunt with a Louis Vuitton dog purse and a slack jawed littleFifi she was dragging around town.
The cactus cunt is the third stage in the growth of female pubic hair. The first stage is a fuzzy peach that quickly evolves into a prickly pear. The third stage takes time, but when in full effect it can greatly hinder sexual performance.
Dave: so how was your date last night? Did you make it to third base?
Adam: I got a home run man, but my lower abs got chaffed to shit by her cactus cunt.