high noon stand-off

When two men stand facing each other and give each other western handjobs, each racing to try and ejaculate on the other person first.

Eric: Hey dude, Anything going on tonight?
Jacob: Jesse and I have a high noon stand-off planned for later.

Chad: You know what time it is!
Ryan: High noon stand-off time?!
Chad: Ready, set, draw!

by Ultimatefgt November 4, 2013

Jumping off your bunkbed

This symbolizes that when you are completely done with life you commit suicide by jumping off the most tallest thing known by mankind. This also links to when you find out something you didn't expect to happen.

Athea why are you jumping off your bunkbed?
Athea: Its mostly because how i got exposed on skype by Alisa

by Asiantechsupport October 28, 2019

Doped off your head

Completely wasted and out of it whilst on drugs. Unable to concentrate or particiapte in coherent conversation because you're completely screwed up with some kind of dope.

Jesus man, you're doped off your head! Can you even see me?!

by Bob Dylans Monkey Friend November 9, 2004

water off a duck's back

An insult that rolls off you like water off a duck's back is one that is ignored.

Sometimes you need to let things roll off you like water off a ducks back.

I read some of your posts and, to be honest with you, it seems like you kind of go out of your way to invite a confrontation just so you can convince yourself that you have a leg to stand on.

So far I do not see your name being assigned as mod and I found your posts to be difficult to read as there is a lack of cohesion to your messages.

Secondly, if you do not want people spamming then you would be well advised to follow your own advice and stop making numerous off topic posts.

Look, I get a bit miffed too when people respond in the manner this "Hog" guy did but at the same time sometimes you just have to view people like him as you would an ill behaved 2 year old.

But..it would be to your benefit as well as others if you do not purposely invite confrontations like that. It is called a "set up" and is almost at the bottom of the ethics scale.

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Black Waltz #6™
Black Waltz #6 Apr 20, 2004



NOTE: Butt-waltz is still a faggot.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 20, 2004

gine my tits off

a completely absurd phrase used in place of something like, "Hot damn!", "Jeez!", or "FUCK!" "Gine" is obviously a shortening of "vagina," which somehow became a verb.

Shit, I completely forgot. Gine my tits off!

by hans2663 September 24, 2010

Roll-on Roll-off Ships

Roll-on Roll-off (RORO) ships are vessels have built-in ramps which allow the vehicles and other cargo to be efficiently roll on and roll off the vessel. Most commonly used in the international transportation of automobiles.

Roll-on Roll-off ships, ROROs are often the least expensive, most efficient method of overseas car shipping

-- titanship.com

by Jimgogogo August 25, 2010

Hop off my shaft

used as an expression to someone who will not leave you alone or is always in your business.

"Dude, when can I come over? Can I ride in your car with you when we go? What time are we going to leave?

"Bro, hop off my shaft!"

by JayDeeBro! May 6, 2010