Jack

A certain man that is everything a woman looks for. His IQ is genius and he has a very dark sense of humour but will love and protect his partner to the ends of the Earth. You can trust him with anything and you’ll be well rewarded - his cock is HUGE! Meeting a man like Jack will mess with your head and, if you’re lucky enough to date him, he’ll mess up your insides too 😈

Girl 1: I’m dating Jack now *smiles*
Girl 2: I’ll make sure we take you to hospital to have your ovaries put back in place *laughs*
Girl 3: No fair! I wanted to ride that monster cock!

by JayTralock June 8, 2019

Jack

Makes sick blends, either with a blender or by jamming out on a guitar. This wild animal may allude you for sometime and never seems to be in his natural habitat, but with the promise of food and tunes he always seems to make his way back to the jack cave

Jack: awwwww

by Deathbladerunner12 November 3, 2021

Jack

Jack is a fun person to be around with a strong personality. He loves animals and friends. He will protect you in any situation and will always get you through rough times. He’s very polite and really strong inside and out.

Person 1: Did you meet Jack?
Person 2: Yess he is the best

by …………………….. June 14, 2021

Jack portato

Stinks like poo cant drive and is built like a panda always is squinting hides in trees and stays in warm areas and is always aggressive when in your in its vicinity its slang word comes from the high mountains of Somalia where the villagers call it Jackyacks.

You are such a Jack portato

by Mr Gdem September 9, 2022

Jacks Gaff

To get absolutely wasted at jack scannels gaff

Here I went to jacks gaff and I was wasted

by Gyro man June 17, 2022

Jack Paradise

An awkward dinosaur.

Thats Jack Paradise

by boogieboy December 4, 2010

That Jack

That feeling you get riiight when you're peaking the top of the "addy mountain". Not to be confused with "talk to the conductor" or "the train". This is the moment after you've taken you're so called ADD medicine that shit really starts to get done. Normally lasting (in a higher metabolism individual) no longer than 1-2 hours, give or take. At "the peak" one will generally find an insatiable need for nicotine of some sort and possible "jawing" may ensue.

Yo dawg, I just ripped about 40mg of addy and I'm on that jaaaaaaaack (That Jack).

by nibblegnome October 20, 2011