Cum guzzling gutter slut monkey 

Cum guzzling gutter slut monkey is a phrase that describes women in particular. It means that the woman described loves to give guys head and when they cum she swallows it. The woman is also as disgusting as the gutters ,aka slums, that you may find her in. This woman is also known to go through many men or even get paid to give heead. On the other hand this woman is also as ugly as a monkey.

Guy 1: Hey bro, you see that girl over there?
Guy 2: Yeah man. Why?

Guy 1: I hear she is a cum guzzling gutter slut monkey.

Guy 2: Really, well she must give good head. But why is she here?
Guy 1: She must be lost.

Cum guzzling gutter slut monkey by Blademaster5197 October 15, 2014

northern monkey 

one who has a pal that plays ggod pool outwith events that really matter and cheer his every shot

Brad

northern monkey by Ross McKinness September 18, 2003

monkey sniffer 

A Monkey Sniffer is someone who likes to smell a monkey's bottom.
Also known as an offence term for a person.

"Oi! Monkey Sniffer!"

monkey sniffer by gee man September 25, 2005

Monkey Wrench 

Is a male term used to describe that act of hideing a boner on the waist band of there pants. One of the best ways to hide an erection

Guy1"i got a mad hard on"
Chick1"monkey wrench that shit its nasty"
Guy2"please do or itll get wacked"

Monkey Wrench by Hunter Williams October 27, 2009

Monkey Marang 

This originated in Grand Haven High School. A sexual act involving at least 12 people, a weight room, and a lot of lotion. This is the act of using weight equipment as dildos and each male/female must partake in each act. This is where the lotion comes in.

The high school football team had a Monkey Marang today. I video taped it if you want a copy.

Monkey Marang by Extro Zifer March 20, 2011

butt monkey

pretty much everyone at one time or another. Probably not the best outlook i could have on life but never the less the one i stand by. allows an insult to be given that confuses the aggressive shaved gorilla in your face long enough to scarper and hence avoid inevitable kickin'

that guy/girl on/in tv, radio, that store, that car (insert own topic/situation) is such a butt monkey!

butt monkey by jimbob November 17, 2003

sick little monkey 

A man who relies on his ability to seem sensitive and cry on demand to get laid.

sick little monkey by TROG September 25, 2003