Mussel Party

A mussel party is a party attended by a bunch of crunchy old people. During this party they consume mollusks and drink cheap liquor. This is the old people version of a kegger, only instead of leading to vomiting it leads to anal explosions.

Me: Hey mom and dad how was the mussel party?
Mom: It was great! We ate a lot of mussels and drank some good wine.
Dad: It was terrible... I just turned the bathroom into a terrorist hot spot.
Me: That sounds like a terrible time.

by Nitasaurus June 28, 2013

2nd Bachelor Party Redux

2nd Bachelor Party Redux: An event thrown for a groom-to-be who missed out on the traditional bachelor festivities within the one-year window before his wedding. However, there's a twist: the groom foots the bill for all attendees as payback for their generosity during the initial celebration. It's a chance for the groom to make up for lost time and show appreciation to his friends, albeit with his wallet taking a hit.

After realizing his wedding was just around the corner and he hadn't yet celebrated with his friends, Mark decided to throw a 2nd Bachelor Party Redux, where he footed the bill for all attendees as a token of gratitude for their support and generosity during his first bash.

by Captain27 May 10, 2024

late night pool party

A midnight orgy where people bring friends with benefits, have kush and taking shots

Hey girl are you tryna go to a late night pool party with me? Let’s get drunk and fuck some girls at a late night pool party Man!

Whose tryna get high with a lot of girls tonight at the late night pool party?

by NaughtyOrgys February 25, 2020

kettle party

where a group of people all hit the bong togeather

hey brain do you want to come over and have a kettle party

by dirty frank 359 April 19, 2016

Monkey party

The act of killing someone with a pack of wild monkeys

Addison Rae gets mauled to death by a monkey party

by waaiayki January 17, 2022

Party-put

The act of putting things away in a bizarre and chaotic order as a result of smoking too much meth while doing it.

It was a perfect! But then my friends showed up and took it apart and party-put it back together.

by ThatDamnLetiStarr August 3, 2016

superb owl party

code name for a super bowl party, but a way to get around saying "super bowl" so a restaurant doesn't need to pay the NFL. the term comes from the show "what we do in the shadows" where the main characters go to a super bowl party only to be disappointed there are now owls

Mike: Hey Frank are you excited for next weeks superb owl party?

Frank: Hell ya! Lets go Patriots!

by Mind_Flare February 13, 2022