13 december is: BULLY YOUR SHORTEST FRIEND DAY! So bully them. On 13 december.
Dood: WASSUP BROTHA
Short frend: WASSUP
Dood: YOU KNOW WHAT DAY IT IS?
Short frend: no?
Dood: Well, brotha. It is: Bully your shortest frend day!
Short frend: Dang it.
Anything that comes out of Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison's mouth.
Such a liar is he, that the new definition for bullshit shall now be known as 'bullscott'.
'I didn't know anything about that liberal staffer being raped inside parliament house right before the previous election, and I certainly didn't cover it up'.