Gruff Nuts

Gruff Nuts are the little balls of poo that find themselves entangled with your bum fuzz.
Gruff Nuts are similar to dingle berries, the difference being that Gruff Nuts get that tied up in your bum hair that to pick them free means ripping out a good patch of arse lawn.

My house mate was screaming in pain this morning picking out all his gruff Nuts.

by Tony Balony the Phony September 1, 2021

Deez Nuts

My nuts are bigger than youre moms brain.

Deez nuts in your mom

by Quandale Dingle 💀 June 6, 2023

nut grab

When a male or female usually female graves testicles/nuts of a male and squeeze’s nuts slightly to where the male can’t

Run away or not follow the person that is doing the nut grab and once the nut grab is almost over the person adds more pressure to the nuts to the Point where the male will lay on the floor so the male can’t get up again when nut grab stops

1: my balls are sore after my mom nut grabbed in the house to get me to leave

2:if you don’t get in the car you’ll get nut gabbed

by Biggest brain December 11, 2022

cunt a nut bread

Two parts cunt , 1 part nut ferment for 2 weeks unearth the bread.

Next guy, eat the cunt a nut bread at your own risk

by Geo P June 24, 2021

Deez nuts

The forbidden joke

Person A- Are you related to Prince Philip?
Peron B- No, why?
Person A- CAUSE YOU COFFIN ON DEEZ NUTS

by ya.boi.skinny.penis. June 16, 2021

Dee's Big Nuts

Deez Big Nuts is a book made by mark thunder, and is debatably the best book in the world

iTomFoolery: Story time with iTomFoolery Presents. Dee's Big Nuts
SpeedMcQueen: WHAT DUH FUCK?

by Tedstr July 11, 2025

Numb Nuts

A game of you and another player competing to bruise, damage, or hurt the other players genitals. The game begins when one player makes fun of your millimeter peter and you declare war on the future of your children. The winner is declared by whoever lasts the longest or when the opposing player surrenders. The rules are simple: no girls allowed, period. This game is much more intense (and fun) when played in a pool or a place with water.

"Hey bro your peter is TINY!"
*gets triggered*
"WANNA PLAY NUMB NUTS THEN?"
"LETS GO BRO!"

by PTX2 October 24, 2019