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Flying Nut Monkey

Verb: The act of swinging on a sex swing wearing a gorilla suit.
Mary Ann was totally into the flying nut monkey last night.
by Filthy gym sock July 16, 2017
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Nut

Nut, pronounced Nut
Synonyms: Pea, Wal, Alnut.
Antonym: EpiPen
Anything that can kill the kid with a nut allergy. It must be a nut however.
Nuts are usually brown, however a tingle may develop in the nut and make them white. How do nuts kill the kid? When the kid consumes the nuts, there throat will become obscured, and they will start choking on the nuts, killing the kid. The bigger the nut, the greater effect.
In a threatening way it may be used as

Angry person: YOU WANNA CHOKE ON MY NUTS BRO?

In a way to warn people it may be used as

Considerate person: A nut that big will kill you!

These are the most common ways nut is used.
by HormonalRage November 1, 2020
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No nut November

by UMM IDK WAT TO PUT HERE October 17, 2020
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Dippy Nuts

When you dip your nuts in chocolate and you make you make dat’ bitch eat some chocolate covered nut
Bitch I got a new set of dippy nuts here, hope your hungry.
by UhUh Hey what doing June 21, 2018
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Burnt Nuts

Jacking off too fast and getting friction burns
Bro, I went too hard last night and got me some burnt nuts
by AWEYEAH May 14, 2017
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Nut Tucker

A man who dresses or acts like a character from " The Nutcracker".
Where is your nut tucker girlfriend? She looks so handsome you say. She tucks them back right?
by Stayflo November 23, 2022
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Nut Sack Turbulance

Nut Sack Turbulance can mean many things!

1) Randomly Grabbing your nut sack and stuff!

2) Nutting with your nut sack and stuff and it causes Turbulance because the Nut Sack keeps moving.

3) Nutting with your nut sack while watching porn or cartoon porn and your brother or friend interrupts you, so you have the "which online girl is hotter" contest while nutting and wearing pants. Usually ends in going to the gym later.

4) Nutting the sack and there's pants covering it while in random outside places or the bathroom or office.

In almost all scenarios, you achieve PNC, then the mind gets clearer. Then you go to the gym later.
Edward: Nutting the sack in the bathroom to get ready to talk about Wall Street stuff.

*Nut Sack Turbulance!

*Earthquake!

Achieves PNC. Mind gets clear.

Blah blah blah trading stuff.

Wealth increases.

Does ten push-ups!
by HawaiianPunch1 December 19, 2023
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