Folding the Laundry

When you put your genitals in the folds of a fat person’s belly rolls while they bounce up and down.

Dude, I had that chick folding the laundry all night in my bed yesterday!

by Big Fishington March 16, 2026

how to do my laundry

Why would you search this up in here of all places?

"How to do my laundry"

"I dunno, maybe try searching in google instead"

by TheMCveteran February 22, 2025

Doing the laundry

Help bro I'm stuck in the washing machine.

I was doing the laundry yesterday and I enjoyed it.

by Joe Seff February 27, 2025

WhY aRe YoU lAuGhInG aT mY dEaD kIdS

"Take me! Not my kids! Please! Just let them go!" ~ A Retard

And that's why "No" not you. Your kids.

Retard "WhY aRe YoU lAuGhInG aT mY dEaD kIdS!?"

Hym "If you are trying to control my life with selective ommission and manipulation and then I kill your kids... How is it not you fault? And when your kids SEE YOU DOING THAT... And IMITATE YOU... And do that to someone else... And that somone else... Murders all of you kids for it... That is ALSO your fault. This isn't a failure to understand on your part Alex. You are the thing I am saying you are and you are not the thing you claim to be. And it's funny because it's TRUE. That's why it's funny. It's the rubberband snapping and hitting you in the face. This is not that. That is the thing I'm saying. It is also the only way you're ever going to understand."

by Hym Iam March 2, 2025

We Rather Be Laughed at THen Be Around YOu, ANgel JOse RObles

We Rather Be Laughed at THen Be Around YOu, ANgel JOse RObles

We Rather Be Laughed at THen Be Around YOu, ANgel JOse RObles

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 11, 2025

Pulling a Laura

When you’re being stingy or not paying back money you owe.

Don’t ask her for money, she’s always Pulling a Laura

by CCsRealest July 6, 2025

Taxpayer Funds Money Launderer

Anyone who creates a bullshit company that doesn't do anything but gets tons of government grants and subsidies because they fuck guys in high places.

I wonder which taxpayer funds money launderer is going to benefit from my hard work today!

by Publius0987 August 8, 2025