Fart Dust

When you have to shit, but only a fart come's spraying out yo bootyhole.

I just had to run to the bathroom, only to fucking fart dust.

by Impala_067 February 16, 2021

fart bloom time

The time from when you fart till the time you actually smell it. Usually it's instantaneous but could take a couple seconds.

Picture a fart being released and "blooming" upwards like an atom bomb.

Man, that fart had some bloom time. I almost thought it wasn't going to have any smell at all. That was a long fart bloom time.

That fart smelled pretty weak at first but as the bloom time increased it got richer and richer...damn.

by anonymous February 18, 2021

fart box

when you fart in the car and your parents have to open the window

I just fart box the car

by FlareK7 February 19, 2021

Fart

"A boneless poop".

Fart:1 of many things to breath.

by MoreSJ February 26, 2021

fart

that one word every kid under the age of 7 thinks is hilarious

you farted HAHAHAHAHAAHHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAh

by ihaveurbandictionary1 March 2, 2021

Fart

something that teenagers think are funny

hey...billy.
yeah?
...*fart noise*
OhOhoOoOoO DuDe ThAts FunNy

bro im a teenager making fun of teenagers lol

by ok hand March 4, 2021

Pilgrim fart

A term coined in 2021 describing a mid-thirties firefighter that cums in his toliet at above average volumes. See also, Danal String...

Danny, you’re a Pilgrim Fart!

by DixonCash March 5, 2021