Fart in the mud

Someone who is being particularly pessimistic. Similar to “Debbie downer”, calling someone a fart in the mud is just a gross way of saying your friends are being depressing.

You okay bro? You’re being a real fart in the mud today.

by Professor Reat Ard March 25, 2022

Mississippi Fart Stopper

Noun; refers to a gay black dude’s dick. The term was coined in Mississippi in the late 20th century in response to an uptick in homosexual activity in black communities.

“Did you see the Mississippi Fart Stopper on that dude? I wouldn’t want that in my fart box.”

by KrustyKreatorofKaos March 28, 2022

fart riddle

"Hey, guess what??!?"
"What?"
"P-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-r-r-r-f-f-f-f-f-t-t-ttt!"

It's really too bad to waste --- i.e., merely release it quietly, without any fanfare or "heads-up notice" --- a perfectly good "saved up" or "accumulated" gas-pocket, so it only seems sensible to make a fart riddle out of it.

by QuacksO March 29, 2022

titty fard fart

why you looking the def of this shit???

woman 1 cum in my butt and i will titty fard fart

by your mothers mum November 3, 2021

Junk fart

A fart that smells like junk.

I just had a junk fart after eating McDonald’s last night

by alx.144 November 3, 2021

Fart

Sexy chad

Damn sage, you’re a fart.

by Clarence the pussy slayer November 5, 2021

Fart Stream

The unfortunate event in which someone falls asleep in either the discord or console party chat and you can hear them snoring, moaning, and farting. This is also followed by them staying in the voice chat till the next morning.

Rick - Yo where’s jake? He's not talking. Is he still here?
Jerrard - Nah, He’s doing a fart stream again.

Rick - damn. Guess I’ll see him in the morning.

by G6Saitin November 8, 2021