Waked

v. to be wasted and baked simultaneously.

"Dude, I was soooo waked last night. I should not have shotgunned 10 beers after having smoked 3 bowls.."

by L-dubb February 18, 2009

Waken

Waken another word for a Pro or some one who is really good at something

man that guys waken
dude that guys so waken

by Harvey sweet March 17, 2009

johnson & wales

A private university in the Northeast specifically Providence Rhode Island, where rich kids from Massachusetts and sorrounding New England area go if they are too dumb too attend a real college. Culinary Arts, Hospitality, and Business are the major programs but a degree from JWU is generally laughed at by industry professionals. Lot of students are addicted to painkillers. Tuition and room and board is over $30,000 a year. The teachers, atmosphere location, food, dorms and pretty much everything about the school sucks but the school is such a business it will go out of it's way to make you a student to get your money. IF ALL ELSE FAILS GO TO JOHNSON & WALES

I heard he's a Culinary major at Johnson & Wales? Yeah he didn't have the grades to go anywhere else and thought he could be the next Emeril. Too bad he'll never make it with a degree from that school.

by mike s June 19, 2006

Wake and Crank

Doing large amounts of cocaine early in the morning.

We woke up at 8am and did a pile of blow. Now thats what I call a wake and crank.

by Barry Clifton January 23, 2009

New South Wales

Playin extreamly shitty football

Mate u played like New South Wales today........SHIT

by eat me July 4, 2003

Wakefield High School

High School located in Central North Carolina. Think there good at sports but really suck at almost everything. Primary hangout is Sheetz gas station where they will spend almost every Friday and Saturday night. It is also very common to find many Wakefield students at sheetz during the week for lunch. Rivals with Wake Forest Rolesville, however if you lose everytime you really can't call it a rivalry. However they are known for there academics and marching band.

Wakefield High School students spend most of their free time hanging out in the Sheetz parking lot.

by ShEeTz4eVeR February 13, 2010

Wake and Couch

When the first thing on your mind is "couch" as soon as you wake up. Then you sit there for hours and only move to get food.

When one of your roommates or friends just wakes up and sits on the couch right away for a long time, they are doing a "wake and couch"

by Jonathan Marshall January 22, 2007