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Vanilla Sex

"Are you into BDSM?"
"Nah, I'm more into vanilla sex."
by FurryTrashDrolf October 6, 2017
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vanilla sex

vanilla sex is jacking off -- no sucking dick or fucking assholes.
Just a few of the other cadets here at the Academy are into vanilla sex.
by USAF Cadet August 23, 2021
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vagillion

Vagillion - n. a million vaginas or in reference to a lot of women.
Damn did you check out that hoodrat farm? There was a sick vagillion there.
by Christopher Quach October 27, 2007
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vanilla sex

boring. un-inventive. plain. sex
person A. "I got some last night."
person B. "Really, how was it?"
person A. "Meh, vanilla sex."
person B. "Awww. that sucks."
by yuip August 2, 2009
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vanilla pudding

Something that is extremely strange, awkward and generally makes no sense at all. Something totally without logic and severely disjointed in all possible ways.

Origins point to a facebook wall-to-wall that reads like this:
Guy1:Man we haven't partied since the summer. But dang I just remembered I can't party this weekend either. -_-

Guy2:it was vanilla pudding!
I managed to successfully make a round square in the laboratory today using conventional house hold items.

That a lot of vanilla pudding you just uttered.
by GothicDeath November 16, 2010
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vanilla roller of unknown origin

A random cigarette without any identifiable markings found rolling around in one's car which, upon smoking, tastes like vanilla. Sometimes contains things other than tobacco, such as marijuana, or oregano soaked in vanilla extract. You just never know.
"Dude, what the fuck is this?"
"Looks like a cigarette without identifiable markings rolling around in your car."
"Well fuck me blue and call me Cathy, it tastes like vanilla and asshole"
"Must be a vanilla roller of unknown origin"
by Hayfockuboddy September 29, 2006
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vanilla merry-go-round

when 5 or more people are arranged in a circle, the first person ejaculates into the second's mouth, who then ejaculates into the third's mouth and spits the first person's cum into the third person's mouth, and so on. This is repeated until the quantity of ejaculate is such that it is impossible to fit any more in one's mouth.
After an engaging dinner party, resplendent in fine cuisine and witty banter, Rex and Judy invited their guests to partake in a vanilla merry-go-round. The evening was a success!
by keith-tastic January 14, 2009
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