Tweet guilt

The feeling one has before or after tweeting about something self absorbed and good for nothing more than gleaning attention. This feeling is usually exaggerated after a twitter user has read the june issue of wired that describes people that practice such 'twittering' as tools.

I'm laying off twitter until I can focus on tweeting for the good of humanity, instead of myself. I'm so full of Tweet guilt now.

by planet_chainsaw June 30, 2010

Tweet-twat

A female who twitters hateful, or drama causing statements on the Twitter network.

Sheila is such a tweet-twat she is always talking shit on my page.

by Twila Magoo July 17, 2010

Tweetanthropy

The condition where a person honestly and simply doesn't care who does or does not follow them on Twitter.

I'm a Tweetanthropist (nb: One who has tweetanthropy) - go ahead and unfollow me, I don't care

by Berym November 2, 2010

tweet spasm

to tweet within the same minute multiple times.

"i'm going to have a tweet spasm"

my twitter: @snazzyburst

by snazzeh November 6, 2010

tweetheart

a single person who seeks friendship and love from some other person on Twitter.

She is a tweetheart. She is looking for a like-minded person on Twitter.

by uttam maharjan November 19, 2010

tweetism

When ones afk life is heavily affect by twitter

Someone does or say something funny and you say "LOL" instead of just laughing (out loud). And then you write down the funny event so that you can tweet it later. That is pure tweetism!

by M Bit January 14, 2011

tweetiction

When some one is addicted to tweeting and or following people on Twitter.

Mike: You need to get off twitter bro.
John: Its not my fault I have a tweetiction.

by EndlessSurfer93 April 12, 2011