brown touch

AKA "poop touch"

A condition similar to the fabled King Midas touch, in that everything you touch turns to something. In this case, that something happens to be shit.

Ex. "I just got fired today, and on the way home, my car broke down."

"Man you've got the brown touch."

by nelly83 October 24, 2014

Don't touch my shit

A term said to someone if they steal your stuff, an angry response to someone taking your stuff in an annoying way. Usually between your peers or friends.

Guy 1 takes Guy 2's backpack.
Guy 1: "Bro, gimme my shit back. And don't touch my shit."

by DopeManDog July 28, 2016

Torchwood

Torchwood is a spin-off of Doctor Who. It is sorta like CSI: Cardiff only with alien technology. More adult than Doctor Who, it airs on Sundays, 10pm BBC3. Also similiar to the X-Files.

Forensic Guy: "Special Access" they said.
Gwen Cooper: For who?
Forensic Guy: Torchwood.

by PJ360 November 2, 2006

I touch myself

masturbation; erotic self-stimulation

The lyrics to the early 1990's pop-hit song "I Touch Myself" (by The Divinyls) left very little doubt what this phrase meant.

I love myself
I want you to love me
When I'm feelin' down
I want you above me
(...)
I don't want anybody else
When I think about you
I touch myself
(...)

by Allen W July 30, 2008

touch down

the act of acquiring something or trying to acquire something, drugs especially.

John: What are you up to, bro?

Phil: Shit, just looking to touch down on some OCs.

by TonyTheAnt October 2, 2006

ipod touch

totally kick ass ipod with a touch screen.
wayyy cooler than you will ever be. a reason to get jealous at people who have them.
internet access.
comes in 8gb, 16 gb, and 32 gb.
8=300
16=400
32=450
i think.
someone told me that apple lowered the price of the 8gb by 50 bucks a week after i got mine.
i got pissed, but that's life right?
8 gb is good enough,
you sould buy one, for sher.

kyle: omamagawshherzzz! i just got a creative zune!!!!!!111
me: i got the ipod touch.
kyle:....*cries*

by Kara-face April 17, 2008

Dubya Touch

The opposite of having the "Midas Touch"; instead of turning to gold, whatever they touch turns to shit. Coined after the 43rd president, George "Dubya" Bush. Every business venture he was involved with, was a dismal failure.

I wouldn't want him running my company, he's got the Dubya Touch. Everything he touches turns to shit.

by Big Bad Sky July 16, 2008