The New York Times

The definition of fake news.

The New York Times is a great source of fake news!

by Yeyeeeee123 December 19, 2019

Medieval Times

a place in Buena Park Ca, on Beach Blvd where you pay a whole bunch of money to eat shitty food, drink expenisve, shitty mixed drinks, and watch a bunch of fake ass knights, on small ass horses, compete in tournament games, in hopes of winning the princesses heart. Oh yeah, and dont cheer for the red knight, he always loses.

Nah, just kidding, its fun, and if you go, make sure you call your server "farm boy"

while walking out of the show at "medieval times" I told dan i was going to run him through with my flag.

by rob $ April 13, 2005

washington times

daily newspaper funded by the Unification Church of Sun Myung Moon. It is known for its ultra-conservative several-steps-past-nuttiness viewpoint.
Is in fact so supportive of the texas chimp that one begins to wonder if it is put out by the white house. Tops even Bill O'Reilly in Bush butt-kissing.

Dude...when you buy the washington times, you're supporting the moonies.

by maks March 17, 2004

timesy

used to ask the time.
always used with a question mark.
also, the time to which it is asked.

"Timesy?"
"3;15"
or
"The timesy is 3:15"

by HappyHenry35 April 18, 2003

timshel

A regretful tattoo.

I got a tattoo of my ex girlfriends name when we were still dating...what a timshel!

by Scooby Don't July 21, 2016

high times

the act of being high off any drug. mainly weed.

"Man, i'm so stressed, i gotta be in high times right now or i'ma go crazy!"

by kristina April 12, 2005

Tims

1. Shoes that negroes wear with baggy jeans. Only worn by the upper echelon of negros.
2. Tim Hortons in Canada
3. The name of an asian boy because his parents do not understand english

I'm a negro. Black as the night. I'm gonna go wear some ugly ass yellow shit that don't even match the blue jeans and white T-shirt on my feet because the Tims were in the closest store without security cameras.

by FaggotMagnet March 25, 2009