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French Yogurt

When you french kiss a woman's vagina when she has a yeast infection
So I went over to Tina's house and French Yogurt her clitoris
by ShadowMoses117 January 3, 2018
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Yogurt

Very good for you, healthy, and nutritious. Anyone who thinks yogurt is bacteria is a fucking gooofball.
Yogurt is so good for you man!
by Carbrajeddyl September 6, 2021
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Cough one`s yogurt

to ejaculate, to cum , spurt etc
for the want of something to do one decided to Cough one`s yogurt over my other half`s face.
by Denis O`Shea October 30, 2006
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yogurt testing

My friend went yogurt testing and nearly vomited.
by angeleyes7746 August 9, 2015
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yogurt out

Misspelled word of "You get out". Mistyped by Michael from the YouTube channel FGTeeV
Person 1: I just walked in here, am I allowed-?

Person 2: YOGURT OUT!
by Dylan Lenivy June 6, 2024
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Yogurt Male

First, Alpha males were the best type of male to be. Then, it became Sigma males. Now, it's Yogurt Males.

"Yogurt Male" is just one of many labels made by men trying to out boost their fragile egos. Such men (Alphas, Sigmas, Yogurts, etc) fail to recognize women as people instead of sex objects, and thus end up blaming them for their unhappiness in life. In an attempt to find fulfillment in their lives, they come up with these new empty titles to elevate themselves above other men who are in reality, just as lonely as they are.

The specific reference to yogurt also has white supremacist undertones, since it is implying that men who are able to easily digest yogurt are superior to those who are not. Lactose intolerance is most prominently seen in Asia, Africa, and South America.
Chad: "I'm not some sort of lowly Alpha Male, I'm a Yogurt Male."
Alex: "You can digest dairy? Color me impressed."
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yogurt

oh you are a yogurt
by seryyir6jurt January 27, 2021
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