Gallon-Sized Jugs

Tits that are questionably large, as in ones that are so fucking heavy they can soak bullets as well as cum.

Jack: "Holy shit, look at those!"
Sam: "What?"
Jack: "How do you not see those gallon-sized jugs Ashlyn has on her?"
Sam: "Jack... That's my girlfriend."

by Saryniae January 02, 2024

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Gallon-Sized Jugs

A pair of obscenely large breasts. You can't not see them.

Luke: Holy shit, look at those gallon-sized jugs she got, bro!
Sam: What, who?
Luke: Can you not see them? Dawg, Ashlyn rocks those!
Sam: Luke... That's my girlfriend.

by Saryniae January 07, 2024

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size her up

to see if a guys shlong will fit in you

id size her up at times to see if id fit in her

by seggsywh0re ;p July 18, 2021

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fun sized furgle

A fun sized Furgle (also known as Furgal or ferghal) is a human of a smaller nature who’s enzymes appeared to be denatured to the extent that they resemble a smaller, female Hagrid.

Dude, Holly is such a fun sized Furgle

Mate these fun sized Furgles are becoming too common.

by KeithIsJesus June 26, 2019

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Size Lord

Someone who wears their shirts tucked into their tight pants to show off their knock-off designer belts. Always golfs over 110. May or may not be missing hair.

That guy is a total size lord!!

by DefinitionLord888 July 23, 2020

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