Corona-Jowling

The violent shaking of the jowls whilst reacting to the ever-changing unfactual ridiculous hesteria over Corona virus media posts and Friends Facebook propaganda. Often associated with the re-telling or re-tweeting of a Corona virus event not substantiated by any fact or authority.

Did you hear that bill got the corona virus from his goldfish!! (He had no symptoms and made a full recovery)....corona-jowling

by My Corona March 18, 2020

Corona

1 incaceration(leads to ricin)
2 mental instition(leads to ricin)
3 homelessness(leads to murder, or connection to others)
4 suicide

Corona

by MineOwedWu's August 14, 2021

corona holes

people who hoard toilet paper. singular version is coronaholio

publix is out of toilet paper because all of the corona holes hoarding 60 rolls at a time.

by nilsw637 March 25, 2020

Corona hairdo

What has become the new norm for women with fake ass hair

Jim: OMG, Dude, did you see that beast by the meat counter? She is ugly as fuck, but that Corona hairdo makes it ten times worse.
Mike: That should be illegal. I think my Kale just wilted thinking about her naked. I wish they made total head masks.

by Butter Mike May 5, 2020

corona kids

a name for generation alpha, children who are growing up through covid-19

"We're not zoomers, we're corona kids"

by a quaranteenager September 7, 2020

Corona Condom

A face mask, designed to protect people from contracting and spreading the SARS-CoV-, the main cause of COVID-19. Usually protested by people who think the virus is a hoax (See: Karen, Republican, anti-vaxxer)

Ah, crap...i can't go into the store. I forgot my Corona condom!
Don't forgot to wear your Corona condom when out in public.

by SomePerson100000 December 30, 2020

Corona el Fuego

When someone tries to light a cigarette, but since their hair has so many oils in the hairspray they use, their hair sets on fire.

Strictly translates to "Crown of Fire".

A: Damn, I need to take a smoke break real quick.
B: NO WAIT YOUR HAIRSPRAY-
A: What about it? *as they light the cigarette*
A's hair sets on fire
A: HOLY SHIT HOLY FUCK
B: Take off the Corona el Fuego, dude, before it's too late!!
A: WELL DON'T JUST STAND THERE LOOKIN STUPID, DO SOMETHING!

by PyroKyro April 29, 2024