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Chest Johnnies

Long, droopy, withered, wrinkly breasts that hang down flat on a woman's chest, looking like a pair of used johnnies (condoms).
"Man, I walked in on mother-in-law while she was getting dressed."

"Hey, did you see her tits?"

"Yeah, but I wish I hadn't. She turned and flashed them at me, but the sight of a couple of chest johnnies turned my stomach."
by walkin-dead December 4, 2011
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Burned onto a virgin's chest

Something that is widely known as infinitely true and cannot be argued against. The epitomy of truth.
That is so true it must be burned onto a virgin's chest!
by FB_29 December 27, 2011
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Chest Wombats

Noun to describe a pair of rather large womans breasts.
Danielle had an amazing pair of furry chest wombats
by thom.ed March 6, 2011
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Red Chested

The sexual act where the partner on top repeatedly slaps or punches the bottom partenrs chest
Guy 1:aw man my chest is still throbbing from last night
Guy 2: what for?
Guy 1:because my girl red chested me so hard last night
by Wiggle Worm June 18, 2011
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While playing one's cards close to one's chest often refers to secretive behavior, it is nowadays being used as a euphemism for breast binding.

A lesbian or trans man may be referred to as someone who plays their cards close to their chest, especially when one is not sure what pronouns to use.
Oh, that's not a man, that's Hannah. She's got great tits but she's a butch and prefers to play her cards close to her chest.

That's Taylor, he can't play tag with us because he's playing his cards close to his chest and we don't want his lungs collapsing.

I saw Alex at the gym yesterday! It was pretty shocking because she usually plays her cards close to her chest but I guess she just uses a sports bra for working out.

Playing one's cards close to one's chest should be done safely and intermittently.
by King UwU Bean November 9, 2023
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Shallow Chesting

When a dick reaches so far down a persons throat it reaches there chest
"Dude she went so deep she was literally Shallow Chesting."
by Shallow Chesting November 12, 2023
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