Tear rubber

When something is certified brand new or fresh and you open the seal, box, pack etc.
A virgin can also be considered a "tear rubber".

Friend1: I dint know they have this nike shoes in green.

Friend2: Its tear rubber. it aint even in stores yet.

by itsOn July 24, 2009

beer tear

When a drop of the clear salty saline solution secreted by the lacrimal glands is produced by a sad song during a drinking binge.

You are drinking and the song "Last Kiss" by Pearl Jam comes on. This in turn creates a beer tear.

by AmandaDale September 9, 2006

tear drop tattoo

Before the corruption of its meaning in the 1940s by numerous gangs, the tear drop tattoo has had an even longer history dating even as far as the 1920s. Symbolizing the loss of a loved on, be it family or freind, or for a wife when one is away at war. Despite its murder count and prison time meanings, it is a display of closure from death.

I have a tear drop tattoo under my left eye because i lost someone very close to me.

by Tattoo enthusiest October 22, 2008

mexican tear maker

First seen in Mexican pornography during the late 70s. Mexican tear maker is an act where a man would ejaculate in to a woman's nostrils. Causing tears to come out of the woman's eyes.

Bill: Why is Ramona crying Joe?
Joe: I just gave her a massive tear maker.

by jaws June 11, 2006

Tearfucked

A movie that is very emotional that causes you to cry, like the movie had rough sex with your eye.

"Man that movie really tearfucked me."

by Agade January 11, 2009

Poop tears

When you tear up while taking a dump. Usually it's a hardy, satisfying poop that makes you have poop tears.

This is such a nice poop I have poop tears

by Ogre man June 12, 2016

Emo tear

1. What other emos say to each other when joking around.
2. What preps cackle in the hallway to other emos.
3. What melodramatic fake 'emos' scream when trying to act cool.

1. Oh my god you hurt my feelings, bitch! Emo tear!
2. Yeah, shut up, ha ha EMO TEAR!
3. God! You fucks! EMO TEAR!!!!

by Gwen Fawkes August 30, 2006