Masturbation Technician

Someone whose job it is to jerk people off for medical reasons

When I grow up I want to be a masturbation technician

by Bigdickpreston September 20, 2016

Chimp technic

The chimp technic is a technic that involves the attacking of the groin very brutally. Chimps attack people mainly by aiming for the you know where. In some incidents they ripped the balls off of a man.

I got into a fight with some dude and i won by using the chimp technic and roundhouse kicked and ripped his balls.

by anonymous April 12, 2021

Torero Technique

Type of masturbation in which a man stands with his back to a mirror and masturbates seeing his own ass in the reflection, replicating the pose of a successful bullfighter.

I have such a good ass that I can do the Torero technique.

by Don Mantequilla December 31, 2021

back to back technique

when a nigga make you cum multiple times in one or more positions

my man stay having me cum .. his back to back technique strong as fuck .

by camcam813 June 14, 2017

immortal technique

An overated average rapper. What sets him apart is that he has been to college and probably watches an assload of national geographic's ''Is It Real?''.Some of his lines are insane ill give him that, but most are overly violent and disgusting for no apparent reason and hold not an ounce of truth. Eminem is 20x more talented than immortal technique. Also he is muuuuch more enjoyable to listen to than immortal technique.

"im going to rape the corpse of an aids infested aborted fetus"-an average immortal technique line

by megatronnnn October 18, 2009

Technical degree

Means that the degree you got from a school is not accredited except at the school itself. There is a standard degree in which at the least takes 4 years and there is a technical degree which can take as little as 4 weeks. Usually the schools that offer technical degrees are for-profit private schools which tend to butcher the course. Such as taking out the standard liberal art requirements, Taking out the requirements for advanced classes, etc.

For the most part they are not accepted by other schools except the school you got it from. They tend to not be valued by employers. Due to the fact that if a diploma says Masters(type of degree) on it it technically doesn't mean anything.

Technical degree Associates of mathematics, Technical Bachelors of mathematics, etc.

by Forest Of Lebanon June 26, 2014

Immortal Technique

Overated contradicting rapper who talks only of murder and violence. While he has decent talent, his lyrics are extreme, and teaches only messages of hatred. He preaches and wishes for everyone to follow his examples, while if they did the world would be in complete anarchy (which is a bad thing.)

W I S H E S H E W A S B I G - L

Johnny: Hey Immortal technique just said he raped a chick and now the devil is chasing him for the rest of his life.

Mark: Wow thats a shame, and definantly not true.

by J-Town--- November 30, 2006