Masturbation Technician

Someone whose job it is to jerk people off for medical reasons
When I grow up I want to be a masturbation technician
by Bigdickpreston September 21, 2016
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Freckled Vagina

When a girl has so many freckles she also has them on her vagina
Man it was gross she had a freckled vagina
by Bigdickpreston September 19, 2016
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Pussy Whiplash

When you're hitting from the back and you thrust so hard you and the girl both get whiplash
Man, I fucked her so hard I got pussy whiplash
by Bigdickpreston September 13, 2016
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