Swimming in Sea Weed

in deep trouble.

When the cops showed up, we knew we were swimming in sea weed.

by rm105scott February 5, 2010

Swim the Chocolate River

Putting both hands entirely within the anus and spreading out repeatedly in the form of a breaststroke.

"I chose to swim the chocolate river and got a grapeshot of chocolate fondue."

by salmon_eggs August 21, 2024

Synchronized Swimming

Code for organizing your friends to go into the other room to partake in illicit substances out of the watchful prying eyes of herbs. See “hanging a picture”.

I heard they’re showing synchronized swimming on tv. Have you seen how amazing it is? Let’s go where it’s quiet and watch it on tiktok with me.

by DrunkBabyLion August 3, 2022

swimming album

The best music to ever graze my mind
I have been called racist for it
I am not

What are you listening to?
Oh, the swimming album

by Séan Miller March 2, 2022

Swimming

Is the type of sport where you can get yelled at by your coach for literally just breathing at the wrong time

If I were you, I would take up swimming tomorrow

by KonstantinaPap January 6, 2018

Swimming

Something that gets girls wet every time without fail. Also has the added bonus of being a filter to see them without makeup or most of their clothing.

Dude: "Yo, I got Marina so fucking wet yesterday, bro!"
Dude's friend: "What did you all do?"
Dude: "We went swimming"
Dude's Friend: ...

by AbsolutelyBraindeadSerious April 2, 2023

Swimming

Swimming:

"Basically running but with wack arm movements in the water”

I was down at the pool basically running but with wack arm movements (swimming) in the water

by ForRyanLol August 28, 2023