maren stewart

A H0TT MAMA WH0 GETS AR0UND THE BL0CK BUT iS STiLL CHiLL ..CUL0000

MAREN HAS A NiCE CUL0 !

by ashley March 6, 2005

Martha Stewart

a person who cooks cookies for Peter and Ryan.

Are you Martha Stewart?

by fasdfsn January 23, 2013

Kristen Stewart

Totally gorgeous, down-to-earth actress. Best known for playing Bella Swan in the Twilight movies. Wears her hair in a stunningly beautiful messy way. One of a tiny minority of celebrities that is a real human being.

Jealous person: OMG KRISTEN STEWART SUCKS!! HATE HATE!!

Normal person: Yea sometimes it can be lonely at the top.

by MG42reporting May 27, 2013

stew-pit

(noun)
A pit in which someone, offically known as the stew-maker, makes stew.

When dinner time came around, we all gatherer around the stew-pit to get some stew from the stew-maker for dinner.

by thisismylife April 3, 2009

A Martha Stewart

Girl giving you a blowjob while making you a sandwich.

Hey yo man, this girl gave me a terrific Martha Stewart the other day.

Just got the greatest Martha Stewart from her.

Dude I just want a Martha Stewart!

by Token and Pledge February 9, 2009

stewartist

someone who quotes comedian Jon Stewart to whoever will listen whenever possible in an attempt to recruit more people to watch his show and/or view it as a holy book. Stewartism consists of a trinity, Jon Stewart as the one true God, Obama his prophet, and the holy ghost Stephen Colbert. Stewartists are known to be extremely liberal and to assume that others will appreciate their frequent references and quotations.

Darwin: I'm not an atheist: I'm a stewartist.

by lolitolduitwudbthere2morrow October 4, 2009

Beef Stew

A factory located in Detroit, your payment is beef stew bucks to get more beef stew! Many flavors are created to feed your hole family.

Man i just got this awesome beef stew to put i my mouth!

by Beefman44 March 1, 2012