sleaming

Driving fast

They car was sleaming

by Adsd! April 21, 2018

squeezing the sponge

When an ex asks for more money for things that should already be covered by child support.

Also when an ex files for child support arrears despite being fully paid.

“She’s got him by the balls and really squeezing the sponge for that orthodontist bill.”

“She spent all the child support on a new truck for her boyfriend, now she’s squeezing the sponge to pay for the kid’s summer clothes”

“The County takes half your income even if you’re caught up. They really squeeze the sponge”

by Fact Based Person January 30, 2018

Screaming cat's testicles

when your girlfriend squeezes your balls, inserts an angry cat inside a sports bag, and starts beating you violently with the bag

I do not want a screaming cat's testicles

by Baboya panatera May 22, 2018

screaming rapping ukelele

screaming rapping ukelele is a new genre made by the best band known to mankind, Twenty One Pilots.
( its the only thing that keeps me sane)

tyler joseph is a screaming rapping ukelele player

by snailshouse is lit famssszz August 7, 2018

squeezing the olive

Having a poo

I was desperate for a poo, I disappeared into the bathroom, squeezing the olive

by chrisbibby August 16, 2018

Screaming seagull

When you have sex with a girl on the beach and dip your dick in the sand before penetrating.

I was banging some bar fly on the beach. Gave her the ole screaming seagull. Nearly woke the neighborhood.

by Cmon now September 13, 2018

Screaming-legal

Adjective/Noun

A sexual act in which one person does not consent to and to which police and the courts are involved

You know that town slut? Yeah, well the butch went screaming-legal on me.

by Twiggysmalls January 29, 2019