Shlurg

A shlurg is when u N U T all over someone's face

Johnny: mmmmh I'm bout to cum

Mom: *barges into the room*

Johnny: *gets scared* AHHHHH *shlurges* allover moms face

Mom: *licks the N U T off*

by Shlurger July 12, 2019

slurp dat noodle

Slang term used to describe ones strong sexual attraction to feet; proving the implication of the desire to make foot-to-mouth contact, preferably through the sucking of toes.

"Hey Jim, I saw those new sandals your girlfriend had on at the beach yesterday."
"I know, I can't wait to take them off and slurp dat noodle!"

by Ole Bobby April 9, 2019

*slurp*

A noise used for fun that sounds like your slurping out of a straw *not used for sexual purposes*

I looked at him and went (*slurp*), and he did it back

by Slurp123 October 6, 2019

Sklurp

When you see a hot girl/guy

Girl: * sees guy*
Girl:SKLURP

by Corgis23456 October 12, 2019

Sklurp

When you see hot guy/girl

Girl:*sees guy*

Also girl: SKLURP

by Corgis23456 October 12, 2019

Slurp Chug

A loud noise that is made when drinking something. It usually comes from the suction of the lips on the cup or glass.

Bro, that Slurp Chug was mind blowing!

by BillNye_theRussianSpy February 4, 2020

slurp chug

A noise made when your lips suction on a cup. Definetly not fucking pleasant.

Bro, teach me how to slurp Chug like that!

by BillNye_theRussianSpy February 4, 2020