Spread

A man named after the method of laying oven ready chips on the baking tray.

by Data July 2, 2003

secretary spread

Tendency of (mainly female) clerical and secretarial staff in large organizations to engage in office romance/sexual activity with superiors as means of professional advancement.

"Women have such low self-esteem that sometimes the secretary spread seems like the only route to success." New York Post

by TexDenim March 2, 2009

Spreadsheeter

It is said of a homosexual man who really loves NSA sex with one, two or lots of men. Mostly, but not always, a bottom gay.
Expression comes from Argentina, where it is an habit for some gays to go to Brazil and have sex with as many dudes as possible, then ''fill Excel spreadsheets with the dicks they ate''.

''He's a totally spreadsheeter; look how the bitch is counting all the guys who fucked him''.

by dantelicious July 11, 2009

Spreading School

A place where moms and dads go in order to learn to spread butter, cream cheese, peanut butter, jelly as well as other assorted items on bread, bagels or crackers.

Johnny: Mom, how do you spread this cream cheese so smooth on my bagel?
Mom: Well, I went to Spreading School!

by islandgirl63 December 19, 2010

spreading the butter

spreading whipped cream on a mans dick

Paula stop spreading the butter on Billy!

by the toothless wonder April 23, 2004

Spreading

Spreading means separating

Your spreading the cheese from the burger

by RedDreams January 10, 2020

spread

A hand rolled cannabis cigarette

Shall I wrap up a spread?

by Guano Biscuit October 11, 2007