Smurf splashed

This happens when you visit a porta-john or portable outhouse and need to drop a #2 into the bottom. When you give your final push and it lands, your rectum and buttox are then covered in the familiar blue water resulting in getting smurf splashed.

This normally occurs after the porta-john has been cleaned and fresh blue liquid has been put inside the reservoir.

I had to take a crap and dude i tell you, i have never been smurf splashed like i was just then.

by raptor13fox July 22, 2011

the splash down

When you sit on the toilet and your dick splashes the water.

A man might say he did the splash down to prove he has a big dick.

by Pimpstrich December 16, 2016

Crap Splash

When your feces make a splash inside the toilet while you are taking a dump, often resulting in getting wet.

I was in the toilet taking a dump and had a Crap Splash get my buttocks wet.

by Foxtrot Knox November 24, 2016

Lava splash

Bosnian fag

Boy 1: You are weird!
Boy 2: You're a lava splash.

by Eli Johnson February 14, 2024

Splashing It

Throwing money or influence around.

Ever since Michael got his promotion he’s really been splashing it around.

by Singer005 December 6, 2022

splash de chocolate

When you take poop splattered all around, even underneath the seat that you can only see once you lift it up to clean the toilet and you rub it on your body like if it was a chocolate splash, cologne or perfume.

“Depilate, untate el splash de chocolate” - Bryant Myers

by Albert ballstein December 12, 2023

sprinkler splash

The act of getting a blow job .. when the cock is being slapped around the gob like a joystick while also giving the occasional splash back like a sprinkler from a garden hose

Awww debs the sprinkler splash has my leg soaked

by neddy flanders November 20, 2023