Shaking A Stick

To start a problem or make a matter seem worse

Those jerks at the shop screwed me again well Jiff don't start shaking a stick over it

by doyouknowme December 22, 2008

soaking the corn

masturbation

Todd wouldn't pick up the phone, because he was in the bathroom soaking the corn.

by Flannel guy June 7, 2009

speaking Portuguese

Going down on a woman with a Brazilian.

I'm so tired - I was up late last night speaking Portuguese with my girlfriend...

by Late Eddie September 1, 2009

Shaking the salt

To give a guy a blow job.

"I saw her shaking the salt dude! "

by Anonymous183746423 March 9, 2010

kylie jenner is shaking

When you do something better or that same as a celebrity

Omg did you see her lips !
I KNOW KYLIE JENNER IS SHAKING

by Shooooook July 21, 2017

spanking my monkey

When a male, or transvestite *cough Caitlin jenner* decides to get a little wish in there pants and wants to take themselves to horn dog town, they beat their meat. And when someone beats they meat it is called spanking their monkey

Man I was on her insta and I just whipped it out and started spanking my monkey

by deeznoots June 10, 2016

spanking

Procrastinating, often by web surfing online. Goofing off by enjoying yourself instead of getting something done. Refers specifically but not exclusively to masturbating ("spanking the monkey"), especially while looking at porn online.

Am I interrupting?
Nah, just spanking. What's up?

by Sir Yelof May 12, 2007