Wet Paint Sign

A sign placed near to wet paint to tell people that they must touch the wet paint just to make sure it isn't dry.

Sensible Person: "Oh look, a wet paint sign"
Everyone else: "I'll test to see if it's still wet" *touches the paint and gets it on finger*

by Beerafarm1 November 20, 2018

Putting traffic lights at my stop sign

When someone tries to over complicate a task or situation you have already resolved.

Look pal, I've already sorted it, don't be putting traffic lights at my stop sign

by Elektrafying_ July 18, 2017

Sign Slap

The term to describe someone slapping a sign that's been chatting utter shit.

"Oi is that the sign that's been chatting shit about you"

"Oi it is"

"Sign slap him Tony Blair"

by BangHimTony August 29, 2017

A Fish Truck Sign

A kind of person that tries hard but may fail horribly.

That guy, he is a fish truck sign right? Well, he is doing his best...

by CosmicFish October 15, 2018

Signe

The signe is when you're so drunk that you can't even remember your own name. Being unable to do anything else than being silly. Very common in Scandinavia to be Signe.

Example:

Person A: You were so signe yesterday
Person B: Yeah I know, it was so embarrassing.
Person C: I would like to try being signe

by ukendtkunstner February 26, 2019

Co-sign

To allow other people to have sex with a person you have had sex with. Term can range from a hook-up to an ex.

Man do you want her? I co-sign her.

OR

I’m into her. I don’t co-sign anyone fucking her.

by Wackboysouthere July 31, 2018

Instagram sign language

Initiating contact through someone's Instagram profile by liking their older posts. Sometimes responded by nothing, other times responded in the same fashion. Usually means they are interested in you and you should slide in their dms. Can be considered a mating call.

"Dude how did you end up talking to that hot chick at the bar last night?"
"Well I had her insta so I started with some Instagram sign language."

by Olivertwist23 January 22, 2019