Side Skrimping

The act of cutting in line while stepping sideways in the manner of a crab like crustacean this can also be used to describe the actions of the animal its self

.1 Man that fucker just side skrimpt us!
.2 Dude that crab is side skrimping like a mother fucker! Look at how fast he is! LOOK AT EM!

by Crimcrams March 28, 2019

Google-Sided

V. This is what happens to you when you start to Google a subject but become sidetracked by results that have nothing to do with the original/intended subject. Resulting is forgetting what you were originally looking up, or delaying the desired information.

Allison: "Let's Google arctic penguins."
Danny: "Ok. Hey! Look at these images of the polar ice caps!"
Allison: "That's crazy. Are they melting?"
Danny: "It look's like it. Do you believe all the hype about global warming?"
Allison: "Yeah, but, wait, I thought we were googling penguins. We're getting Google-Sided."

by Allison976 March 18, 2007

double-sided dutch squirtfest

When you intensely hook a woman in the vagina with one hand to make her squirt and with the other hand pull her head on your dick to deepthroat her profoundly until she starts puking on your dick, creating the ripple effect of making her vagina contract even more and discharge an even more massive amount of liquid

Your sister was a bit tense yesterday, after a good session of double-sided dutch squirtfest she felt much more releived...

by jerome612 May 4, 2017

Silent Sideways

Silent Sideways is the position you utilize when you need to have quiet, inconspicuous sex and the couple lies on their sides with the man behind the woman to have sex.
sex sex positions shhh silent challenge

That time I was in the back of the tour van and we covered ourselves up with a blanket and had sex Silent Sideways style so that no one in the van knew what we were doing.

That time my boyfriend and I were visiting my grandmother and really needed to have sex.

by thekaramia June 1, 2019

South Side Middle School

a middle school in rvc ny where the girls are bitches and the science teachers sucks

South Side Middle School is such a slutty school!

by qwertyuiopolkjhgfdsazxcvbnm October 20, 2019

street sideshow

An informal demonstration of automotive stunts often held in empty parking lots and vacant streets, having first appeared in Oakland, California in the 1980s as social gatherings of youth.

I was not allowed to go to street sideshows when I was a teenager and I knew that if I did, there would be hell to pay!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 30, 2021

Cluck me sideways keri

When you see some thing new or unusual.

guy1 -''What are you making there.''

guy2- ''A ski bike.''

guy1- ''Well cluck me sideways keri what will they come up with next''

by ngapiko January 17, 2011