Shitty Boner

When you take someones beer and dump laxatives into it. Then after this you proceed to slip then a Viagra. Then when they're shitting their brains out they have a nice fat boner to go with it.

John gave Matt quite the shitty boner!

by Shitty boner 123 May 24, 2021

Shitty alchemy

When someone ,most likely a dark alchemist or magician uses witchcraft to manifest poop in your butt as a war tactic to distract, divide, or conquer.

Example: hey Ken just got shit jammed by my super pooper spell. He'll never be able to fend for himself now! What a war tactic, shitty alchemy is!!

by Shitty alchemy June 21, 2021

Shitty Kitty

When a receptive sexual partner does a poor job, or none at all, at cleaning out prior to having anal sex; thus shitting on the insertive partner's penis and/or the bed

"Man, I fucked Gerardo last night, and he shit all over my dick. Had to throw out my Martha Stewart sheets"
"Well duh, they don't call him shitty kitty for nothing"

by Shatonya Sheets October 9, 2021

shitty pizza

the definition of shitty pizza is little caesers

my mom got shitty pizza again, but who can beat $5?

by dumbandall December 15, 2021

Scritty

A person who doesn’t present themselves as clean or scruffy and unkept.

Look at that scritty family.

by Beachybum262 February 11, 2022

ShittyWife

A wife who defecates in your marital bed after an argument

After we had an argument, she shit on my side of the bed! Amber Heard is a ShittyWife!

by Solaurasta Fox May 1, 2022

Shritties

"Shritties sh·er·ī·tt·eeze
noun, adj. Combination of the words 'Shrek' and 'Titties'. Can also be pronounced as 'Shitties', but it is not recommended. Refers to shrek's massive moobies.

noun e.g:
"Those shritties are something else!"
adj. can also be used to express pure ecstasy, e.g:
"Bro, this place is the absolute shritties!"

by rowken September 11, 2022