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lava shart

A shart so warm and thick it feels like lava
I just had the hottest lava shart :(
by Big jamie balls July 19, 2021
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shart beans

Something that I randomly made up one day and now is this.
Idk really but like just say it as a joke
It came from a song that i heard as
SALAMMMMM
II PAPI

PSSY IN THE PUMP PEE PEE
IN THE GUNK PA PEE PEE PEE
OH
NEVER SMELL LIKE SHART BEANS
SMACK MY PSSY IN THE LIKE THE GULP GULP GULP
IN THE GULP GULP GULP
ok anyways
"never smell like shart beans"
"YOU LITTLE SHART BEAN"
"i just pooped and it reminded me of shart beans"
by goldiethefirst March 3, 2023
mugGet the shart beansmug.

Throat Sharts

after eating a double order of chili fries i experienced a bad case of the throat sharts
by shep hound February 12, 2020
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Shopping Shart

When you're shopping in the store, your gut rumbles, and you can't find the bathroom.
I was at Gucci and they said the bathroom was only for employees, so I had a shopping shart right there at the checkout.
by Crash Test Andy January 19, 2019
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Ball shart

by ImYours666 April 18, 2022
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Flaming shart

When you take so massive a diarrhetic crap, that it feels like the flames of hell are lapping at your rectum. Causes of this may be Taco Bell and/or Chipotle. You may also experience a large weight loss.
Man after I are Taco Bell I took a flaming shart. After that I had to go to Wal-mart and get new pants because my didn't fit.
by Stabbed Penis Solarbeam June 29, 2013
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shart monster

by i a bom bum June 19, 2018
mugGet the shart monstermug.

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