Selfish Politics

When someone advocates a piece of legislation purely because it benefits their own personal situation. Those who take part in this often do so without looking at the big picture, that is, seeing how the legislation would affect everyone as apposed to just themselves.

Guy 1"Man I love Obamacare! I can't afford health care and now I get it for free? what a great deal I'm in!" (selfish politics)

Guy 2 "But the government would have to impose a tax for that service thus causing people who can afford health care like me to pay for people like yours who couldn't before! Not to mention that tax would not come up with enough revenue for the government to be able to spend on everyone's health care and the country would go broke! To avoid this the government would have to specifically choose who to give the limited health care to? So you probably won't get any. What then?"

Guy 1 " who cares? I still get free health care!"

by Moonshine Billy September 18, 2012

Selfish

having a selfie sesh with multiple people or by yourself

friend: "omg this is really good lighting let's take selfies"
other friend: "okay let's have a selfish!"
selfie sesh friends

by heyb666 November 19, 2015

selfish

Choosing to play with your new dog instead of getting drunk with your bestfriend

Lane was selfish when he went home to play with his new dog, instead of being there for his sad friend and getting drunk with him.

by Crease Meech November 18, 2016

Selfie Rape

Taking a selfie while intentionally including someones face without their permission.

As I slept soundly I was selfie raped. My girl took a selfie but included my sleeping mug in it without my permission.

by Gee Pee May 13, 2014

gym selfie

The worst kind of selfie; taken by a selfie king who would rather take pics in the mirror than actually work out.

Nah bro, stop sending her gym selfies.

by Mgsquared December 30, 2014

selfie

A picture of ones self ( can include more than one person ) taken by yourself, or someone in the picture.
Mainly posted on social networks like facebook, instagram, twitter, snapchat, etc.

I take a selfie every sunday and post it on a social network.

by random funny dude December 10, 2013

Selfie

when someone (usually a teenage girl) uses the front facing camera and takes a picture of their face and posts in on a social network. (usually Instagram)

Did you see her Selfie, it was so hot.

by preston17 December 2, 2013